Forged from steel, etched in stone, chucked inside the Cracks of Doom, whittled from Scandinavian birch, begat by Joseph, son of Sam, rebirthed from the primordial ooze of existence, devised in a lab of geniuses, built taller than a skyscraper, more humble than Jesus, more believable than God, cast away in the oceans of triumph, knighted by King Arthur, written on walls in ancient caves, retweeted more than once, discovered by Columbus, flatter than Earth, stronger than lions, retraced from dinosaurs, recreated in 3D, developed in the future, used to flavor a cast iron pan and buried in a cloud. That basically sums up the myth, the legend, the lore of Sir Kael Skyhawk Hauptmann Junior the 3rd, twice removed.
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Bachelor of Science, Graphic Communication
Concentration: Web and Digital Media
Conferred in June 2015, Magna Cum Laude
Associate of Arts, Humanities
Conferred in May 2013, Highest Honors